
Artemis 2 attempts to photocopy the moon’s surface with four human “scanners.” Warning: holographic glitches in zero-G may cause eternal paper jams, or worse—unexpected cosmic drafts. Lunar detour to tray two initiated.

Artemis 2 attempts to photocopy the moon’s surface with four human “scanners.” Warning: holographic glitches in zero-G may cause eternal paper jams, or worse—unexpected cosmic drafts. Lunar detour to tray two initiated.