
El Niño files a bug report: “Global climate.exe severely unresponsive, weather systems stuck in loop.” Meanwhile, office plants unionize, demanding reshuffles—not just atmospheric chaos, but labor theatre on stormy stages.

El Niño files a bug report: “Global climate.exe severely unresponsive, weather systems stuck in loop.” Meanwhile, office plants unionize, demanding reshuffles—not just atmospheric chaos, but labor theatre on stormy stages.